How to Woo a Scorpio
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
Category Archives: Virgo
How to Woo a Libra
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
How to Woo a Virgo
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide
Read for your sun sign. You can also explore your secret weapons by reading the description of your north node sign (in which case, ignore the Achilles heel). Relevant under all conditions of tyranny. (If you need a little extra help during these times, I’m offering 20 minute Trump emergency planning readings for $10 (just enough to cover costs). Whatever I can offer from astrology to help you figure out how to stay safe and resist, I’ll give you. Contact […]
Categories: Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Libra, pisces, Sagittarius, scorpio, taurus, Virgo • Tags: Activism Advice, Astrology of politics, Trump Survival, Zodaic Signs & Mental Health
10 Reasons Not To Date A Virgo
#1 – Your Virgo BF notices EVERYTHING. When I say “everything” what I mean is: he notices everything that’s wrong. Which leads me to… #2 – Your Virgo GF wants to fix you. Her drive for perfection is awesome when she’s tinkering with your car engine or proofreading your cover letter. Sort of awesome when she’s killing herself to be the perfect girlfriend…and considerably less awesome when perfecting you becomes her favorite new hobby. She loves to help—and will […]
Categories: Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: Astrology humor, dating advice, Virgo Sun
Dear Seagoat #7: Problem Dads, Fix-It Moms
Dear Seagoat is now being co-hosted by The-Tusk.com. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey as literary fodder. Dear Seagoat, My 10 1/2 year old daughter is just about to start middle school. I have been a single mother for most of her life and her relationship with her father seems to be getting more strained every year. She spends every other week […]
Categories: Dear Seagoat, Virgo
Dear Seagoat: “Her boyfriend is the jerk, but I’m getting punished.” — Virgo Under Duress
**Astro-friends: Dear Seagoat is a new site feature. Kind of Dear Abby meets Savage Love, but with more planets. If you have a question, send it to seagoatastrology@gmail.com along with your birth info (time/date/location) and I’ll happily take it for a spin.** Dear Seagoat, A good friend of mine has a boyfriend that I absolutely can’t stand. He is flaky and passive aggressive and treats her badly. Their relationship has been tumultuous and she often complained to me in the […]
Categories: Dear Seagoat, Virgo • Tags: 1st house pluto, 5th house north node, advice, astrological advice column, astrology, Cancer venus, dear abby, dear seagoat, friend drama, Pisces Moon, pisces north node, relationship issues, savage love, Virgo
