Is Scorpio Really The Sex Sign?

Your sun is way more than just a sign! Find out about how your sun sign fits in with your moon, rising sign and house positions in a personal 20-minute Power reading.

Subtle Explosive Activism for Scorpios!

Dear Scorpio, all my best ideas for you are illegal. 🙂   Support a good cause and find out where your Scorpio power can be best directed, plus how to keep your activist-self healthy, happy and effective, in a one-on-one $20 RESISTANCE! reading (by phone or Skype). 100% of proceeds will be donated to an awesome non-profit workingContinue reading “Subtle Explosive Activism for Scorpios!”

Scorpio Lifehacks – Self-Destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2…

Oh, Scorpio, why must you sting yourself? (plus, uh, healthier outlets for your great passion.) What does your Scorpio superpower look like and how can you claim it? Find out what your Moon and rising signs, and the house position of your Scorpio Sun say about where your gifts for intensity, insight and intimacy naturally resides, in aContinue reading “Scorpio Lifehacks – Self-Destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2…”

Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide

Read for your sun sign. You can also explore your secret weapons by reading the description of your north node sign (in which case, ignore the Achilles heel). Relevant under all conditions of tyranny. (If you need a little extra help during these times, I’m offering 20 minute Trump emergency planning readings for $10 (justContinue reading “Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide”

11 Complicated Reasons To Either Date Or Not Date A Scorpio

1. Your Scorpio Bae Accepts You Completely… “I killed a man just to see him die,” you tell Scorpio bae. “Yeah, I get that,” she says. “That’s not a song quote,” you clarify. “I actually smothered him with a laundry bag. He was my college roommate? It took like five minutes.” “I have dark impulsesContinue reading “11 Complicated Reasons To Either Date Or Not Date A Scorpio”

Dear Seagoat #10: Don’t Be a Poet, Be a Balls-To-The-Wall Poet!

Dear Seagoat is now being co-hosted by The Tusk. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey as literary fodder. Dear Seagoat, I want to be a poet. I want to teach community college and maybe workshops while livingContinue reading “Dear Seagoat #10: Don’t Be a Poet, Be a Balls-To-The-Wall Poet!”

Dear Seagoat #2: Love Trauma-Rama

  Dear Seagoat! I am just starting a new relationship.  It seems to be going wonderfully.  Lots of flirting, lots of sweetness.  But then, alas, I looked back at an old relationship that started around June 2012, and ended, flamingly! in fall of 2013.  The new relationship seems nice but I’m scared it’s just likeContinue reading “Dear Seagoat #2: Love Trauma-Rama”

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