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Oh, Scorpio, why must you sting yourself? (plus, uh, healthier outlets for your great passion.) What does your Scorpio superpower look like and how can you claim it? Find out what your Moon and rising signs, and the house position of your Scorpio Sun say about where your gifts for intensity, insight and intimacy naturally resides, in a 20 minute Power reading (for new clients only).
Read for your sun sign. You can also explore your secret weapons by reading the description of your north node sign (in which case, ignore the Achilles heel). Relevant under all conditions of tyranny. (If you need a little extra help during these times, I’m offering 20 minute Trump emergency planning readings for $10 (just enough to cover costs). Whatever I can offer from astrology to help you figure out how to stay safe and resist, I’ll give you. Contact […]
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1. Your Scorpio Bae Accepts You Completely… “I killed a man just to see him die,” you tell Scorpio bae. “Yeah, I get that,” she says. “That’s not a song quote,” you clarify. “I actually smothered him with a laundry bag. He was my college roommate? It took like five minutes.” “I have dark impulses too,” says bae. “It’s part of being human.” 2. …But She’s Keeping A File On Your Ass. After you cancel on a date for the […]
Dear Seagoat is now being co-hosted by The Tusk. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey as literary fodder. Dear Seagoat, I want to be a poet. I want to teach community college and maybe workshops while living and writing on a farm. But I also need a steady stream of income and enough money to care for my family. It seems more […]
Dear Seagoat! I am just starting a new relationship. It seems to be going wonderfully. Lots of flirting, lots of sweetness. But then, alas, I looked back at an old relationship that started around June 2012, and ended, flamingly! in fall of 2013. The new relationship seems nice but I’m scared it’s just like the old one, because when I think about it, they all start off nice!…what do the stars say? Please help! — Superlatively Suspicious Scorpio […]
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