• What’s With the Pisces Addiction Rep?

    What’s With the Pisces Addiction Rep?

    Your sun is way more than just a sign! Find out about how your sun sign fits in with your moon, rising sign and house positions in a personal 20-minute Power reading.

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  • Transcendent Activism for Pisces!

    Transcendent Activism for Pisces!

    Dear Pisces, have you been drinking or smoking too much, watching too much netflix or lying around feeling sorry for yourself? Sensitivity overwhelm (and the need to escape) happens when you don’t know what to do with your natural compassion. Once you decide to give yourself to a cause, though, the love and devotion pours […]

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  • Pisces Lifehacks – Dissatisfaction

    Pisces Lifehacks – Dissatisfaction

    What’s that indescribable something more you seek? Hint: it’s just as beautiful, but somewhat different, than you have imagined… What does your Pisces superpower look like and how can you claim it? Find out what your Moon and rising signs, and the house position of your Pisces Sun say about what your heart longs to devote itself […]

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  • How to Woo a Pisces

    How to Woo a Pisces

    Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!  

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  • 10 Melodramatic Reasons Not to Date A Pisces: A Bodice-Ripper

    10 Melodramatic Reasons Not to Date A Pisces: A Bodice-Ripper

    Dear Pisces readers, thanks in advance for being sports. In the spirit of Piscean imagination, this post got very silly. If anyone refuses to date you for any of the following reasons, I will personally give them what-for. 1. Pisces is an Addictive Mystery That blur around the edges, it’s the first thing you noticed about him, […]

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  • Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide

    Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide

    Read for your sun sign. You can also explore your secret weapons by reading the description of your north node sign (in which case, ignore the Achilles heel). Relevant under all conditions of tyranny. (If you need a little extra help during these times, I’m offering 20 minute Trump emergency planning readings for $10 (just […]

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  • Dear Seagoat #9: Must a Retired Helper Fish Help More?

    Dear Seagoat #9: Must a Retired Helper Fish Help More?

    Dear Seagoat is now being co-hosted by The Tusk. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey as literary fodder. Also Dear Seagoat is out of questions! Send yours and keep the column going!   Dear Seagoat, I have […]

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  • Dear Seagoat #3: Idea-Drowned Writers and Other Pisces Problems

    Dear Seagoat #3: Idea-Drowned Writers and Other Pisces Problems

    Dear Seagoat, I’m a writer who isn’t writing. I don’t know what’s going on in my life right now. My mind is going in a zillion directions. What I most want is to be a writer… But I keep ending up in wonderful other adventures – I’m having such great dates, I started a business […]

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