Category Archives: Aries
Feisty Activism for Aries
Aries, you’re a leader who wants to fight for what’s right. But what do you do when you get distracted by the next urgent crisis? Support a good cause and find out what you are meant to fight for, plus how to stay healthy, happy and effective, in a one-on-one $20 RESISTANCE! reading (by phone or Skype).Continue reading “Feisty Activism for Aries”
Aries Lifehack – Why Is Everyone a Pain in my Butt?
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
9 Fast Reasons Not To Date An Aries
…And 1 That You’ll Do It Anyway 1. Aries Doesn’t Care What You Think Aries lady blasts into the room in a loud dress, with big hair, talking so loud you heard her from halfway up the block. She is either stomping in heels or carrying an overlarge object or mid-announcement of whatever plan she’sContinue reading “9 Fast Reasons Not To Date An Aries”
How to Woo an Aries
Have a crush on an Aries? Find out how to land that ram in the world’s first Seagoat Astrology VIDEO. (OMG we are getting so futuristic over here!) Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clientsContinue reading “How to Woo an Aries”
Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide
Read for your sun sign. You can also explore your secret weapons by reading the description of your north node sign (in which case, ignore the Achilles heel). Relevant under all conditions of tyranny. (If you need a little extra help during these times, I’m offering 20 minute Trump emergency planning readings for $10 (justContinue reading “Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide”
Dear Seagoat #5: East Coast Fish, West Coast Waters
Dear Seagoat, I’m coming up on my one-year anniversary in California after leaving tighter-knit communities on the East Coast and overseas to start grad school. The past year has been a complete disaster for me personally – I’ve never lived anywhere this long and had no friends, no dating life and zero understanding of theContinue reading “Dear Seagoat #5: East Coast Fish, West Coast Waters”