Are Aries Really Assholes?
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Categories: Aries, Uncategorized, Youtube Videos • Tags: astrology, self-centered, selfish Aries, stereotypes, why aries are the best
Category Archives: Aries
Feisty Activism for Aries
Aries, you’re a leader who wants to fight for what’s right. But what do you do when you get distracted by the next urgent crisis? Support a good cause and find out what you are meant to fight for, plus how to stay healthy, happy and effective, in a one-on-one $20 RESISTANCE! reading (by phone or Skype). 100% of proceeds will be donated to an awesome non-profit working for immigration justice.
Categories: Aries, Uncategorized, Using Astrology for Activism & Resistance • Tags: advice, anxiety, astrology, calling, couchsuck, depression, longing, spirituality, videos
Aries Lifehack – Why Is Everyone a Pain in my Butt?
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
Categories: Aries, Lifehacks for Each Sign, Uncategorized • Tags: advice, Anger, astrology, inspiration, talents, videos
9 Fast Reasons Not To Date An Aries
…And 1 That You’ll Do It Anyway 1. Aries Doesn’t Care What You Think Aries lady blasts into the room in a loud dress, with big hair, talking so loud you heard her from halfway up the block. She is either stomping in heels or carrying an overlarge object or mid-announcement of whatever plan she’s currently chewing on. “Tell me your opinion,” she says. You tell her you have concerns about the overlarge object, the plan, the damage she’s surely […]
Categories: Aries, Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually, Uncategorized • Tags: astrology, dark side of Aries, relationships, Why are Aries assholes?, zodiac
How to Woo an Aries
Have a crush on an Aries? Find out how to land that ram in the world’s first Seagoat Astrology VIDEO. (OMG we are getting so futuristic over here!) Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Categories: Aries, How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign • Tags: Aries, astrology advice, Crushes!, Short Attention Span
Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide
Read for your sun sign. You can also explore your secret weapons by reading the description of your north node sign (in which case, ignore the Achilles heel). Relevant under all conditions of tyranny. (If you need a little extra help during these times, I’m offering 20 minute Trump emergency planning readings for $10 (just enough to cover costs). Whatever I can offer from astrology to help you figure out how to stay safe and resist, I’ll give you. Contact […]
Categories: Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Libra, pisces, Sagittarius, scorpio, taurus, Virgo • Tags: Activism Advice, Astrology of politics, Trump Survival, Zodaic Signs & Mental Health
Dear Seagoat #5: East Coast Fish, West Coast Waters
Dear Seagoat, I’m coming up on my one-year anniversary in California after leaving tighter-knit communities on the East Coast and overseas to start grad school. The past year has been a complete disaster for me personally – I’ve never lived anywhere this long and had no friends, no dating life and zero understanding of the prevailing culture. The one upside is that I found an amazing apartment that has been a haven to me. I’m wondering: is there any change […]
Categories: Aries, Dear Seagoat • Tags: 1st house, Aries, astrology advice, saturn, Saturn Return, Virgo Moon
