How to Woo a Cancer

Want to make that crabby, cute Cancer fall for you? Here’s trick #1: don’t be fooled by that hard shell (and the seemingly insurmountable list of demands). Cancers are squishy and melt-in-your-mouth sweet on the inside. All you gotta do is say, “Don’t use those claws on me, mister!” And then swear to love ’emContinue reading “How to Woo a Cancer”

9 Long Reasons Not To Date A Capricorn

1. Can You Please Define ‘Dating’? When you set your sights on that dapper Cappy, better have a detailed answer, because she’ll want to know the terms and conditions of what she’s getting into. Does dating equal no-strings sex? Dinner and a movie? If so, how frequently? Will dating include ice skating and/or dancing? MeetingContinue reading “9 Long Reasons Not To Date A Capricorn”

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