Picture yourself on a stereotypical date night. You cue up some Jose Gonzalez, crack a bottle of wine and/or a vape, dial down the lights, spark that incense. Maybe you’ve got a N*flix show on tap and a volume of love poetry in your back pocket. You shower, conceal your most realistic features – theContinue reading “Romance on Neptune: Fantasy crushes & break ups from hell”
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How to Woo a Scorpio
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
How to Woo a Libra
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
How to Woo a Virgo
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
10 Melodramatic Reasons Not to Date A Pisces: A Bodice-Ripper
Dear Pisces readers, thanks in advance for being sports. In the spirit of Piscean imagination, this post got very silly. If anyone refuses to date you for any of the following reasons, I will personally give them what-for. 1. Pisces is an Addictive Mystery That blur around the edges, it’s the first thing you noticed about him,Continue reading “10 Melodramatic Reasons Not to Date A Pisces: A Bodice-Ripper”
10 Overwhelming Reasons Not To Date A Sagittarius
She falls in love so fast and hard it’s freaky. You picked this one out of the tinder line-up because she sounded like fun—and she is. You had sex on the first date because, well, it was fun. Which is not the same as having a drive through wedding the last time you checked. YeahContinue reading “10 Overwhelming Reasons Not To Date A Sagittarius”
11 Complicated Reasons To Either Date Or Not Date A Scorpio
1. Your Scorpio Bae Accepts You Completely… “I killed a man just to see him die,” you tell Scorpio bae. “Yeah, I get that,” she says. “That’s not a song quote,” you clarify. “I actually smothered him with a laundry bag. He was my college roommate? It took like five minutes.” “I have dark impulsesContinue reading “11 Complicated Reasons To Either Date Or Not Date A Scorpio”
Dear Seagoat #2: Love Trauma-Rama
Dear Seagoat! I am just starting a new relationship. It seems to be going wonderfully. Lots of flirting, lots of sweetness. But then, alas, I looked back at an old relationship that started around June 2012, and ended, flamingly! in fall of 2013. The new relationship seems nice but I’m scared it’s just likeContinue reading “Dear Seagoat #2: Love Trauma-Rama”