How to Woo a Virgo

Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo's heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r0QqFMd2mg&t=7s Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.

10 Melodramatic Reasons Not to Date A Pisces: A Bodice-Ripper

Dear Pisces readers, thanks in advance for being sports. In the spirit of Piscean imagination, this post got very silly. If anyone refuses to date you for any of the following reasons, I will personally give them what-for. 1. Pisces is an Addictive Mystery That blur around the edges, it’s the first thing you noticed about him,... Continue Reading →

11 Complicated Reasons To Either Date Or Not Date A Scorpio

1. Your Scorpio Bae Accepts You Completely… “I killed a man just to see him die,” you tell Scorpio bae. “Yeah, I get that,” she says. “That’s not a song quote,” you clarify. “I actually smothered him with a laundry bag. He was my college roommate? It took like five minutes.” “I have dark impulses... Continue Reading →

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