Gushing compliments and big gestures will get you the distance with these kings and queens of the zodiac jungle–just don’t weird them out! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Want to make that crabby, cute Cancer fall for you? Here’s trick #1: don’t be fooled by that hard shell (and the seemingly insurmountable list of demands). Cancers are squishy and melt-in-your-mouth sweet on the inside. All you gotta do is say, “Don’t use those claws on me, mister!” And then swear to love ’emContinue reading “How to Woo a Cancer”
Are Tauruses hard to win over? Yes. Do they have high standards? Absolutely. Wouldn’t getting, say, a Sagittarius to fall in love with you be easier? Uh, yeah. But why take the easy way when Tauruses are the sexiest, most babely sign around. Take that bull by the horns with some quick tips from this brand-spanking-newContinue reading “How to Woo a Taurus”
1. Can You Please Define ‘Dating’? When you set your sights on that dapper Cappy, better have a detailed answer, because she’ll want to know the terms and conditions of what she’s getting into. Does dating equal no-strings sex? Dinner and a movie? If so, how frequently? Will dating include ice skating and/or dancing? MeetingContinue reading “9 Long Reasons Not To Date A Capricorn”
She falls in love so fast and hard it’s freaky. You picked this one out of the tinder line-up because she sounded like fun—and she is. You had sex on the first date because, well, it was fun. Which is not the same as having a drive through wedding the last time you checked. YeahContinue reading “10 Overwhelming Reasons Not To Date A Sagittarius”
1. They don’t know they don’t actually like you. You’re on the bus to some awkward office team building exercise, which is already the worst place in the universe to be headed. This Libra sits down next to you. He has cute hair, has somehow managed to make the dorky Team Building Day tee lookContinue reading “10 Reasons Not To Date A Libra”
#1 – Your Virgo BF notices EVERYTHING. When I say “everything” what I mean is: he notices everything that’s wrong. Which leads me to… #2 – Your Virgo GF wants to fix you. Her drive for perfection is awesome when she’s tinkering with your car engine or proofreading your cover letter. Sort of awesomeContinue reading “10 Reasons Not To Date A Virgo”