Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
Don’t blame Geminis for being a little scattered–they’re just trying to cram 648 lifetimes into one. Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Categories: Gemini, How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign • Tags: advice, dating, Geminis, Humor
She falls in love so fast and hard it’s freaky. You picked this one out of the tinder line-up because she sounded like fun—and she is. You had sex on the first date because, well, it was fun. Which is not the same as having a drive through wedding the last time you checked. Yeah but by the time you get home from boning, this one’s written a mega-scrolldown-demanding paean to your incredible mind and how intellectual your dirty talk […]
Categories: Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually, Sagittarius • Tags: astrological love matches, astrology, Astrology humor, breakups, dark side of Sagittarius, dating, dating advice, heartbreak, love, Sagittarius
1. Your Scorpio Bae Accepts You Completely… “I killed a man just to see him die,” you tell Scorpio bae. “Yeah, I get that,” she says. “That’s not a song quote,” you clarify. “I actually smothered him with a laundry bag. He was my college roommate? It took like five minutes.” “I have dark impulses too,” says bae. “It’s part of being human.” 2. …But She’s Keeping A File On Your Ass. After you cancel on a date for the […]
Categories: Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually, scorpio • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, horror story, love, romance, scorpio, scorpio dark side, Sun sign
