Zapped, wooed, murdered: Dating under Uranus, Neptune & Pluto transits

Uranus transits feel like getting electrified, producing weird attractions & open-mindedness. Neptune is haze of love, heartbreak or both. Pluto is addiction-level obsessions. But transits from all three outer planets are rare and leave us permanently altered.

How to Woo a Virgo

Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.

How to Woo a Gemini

Don’t blame Geminis for being a little scattered–they’re just trying to cram 648 lifetimes into one. Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.

10 Overwhelming Reasons Not To Date A Sagittarius

She falls in love so fast and hard it’s freaky. You picked this one out of the tinder line-up because she sounded like fun—and she is. You had sex on the first date because, well, it was fun. Which is not the same as having a drive through wedding the last time you checked. YeahContinue reading “10 Overwhelming Reasons Not To Date A Sagittarius”

11 Complicated Reasons To Either Date Or Not Date A Scorpio

1. Your Scorpio Bae Accepts You Completely… “I killed a man just to see him die,” you tell Scorpio bae. “Yeah, I get that,” she says. “That’s not a song quote,” you clarify. “I actually smothered him with a laundry bag. He was my college roommate? It took like five minutes.” “I have dark impulsesContinue reading “11 Complicated Reasons To Either Date Or Not Date A Scorpio”

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