How to Woo a Scorpio
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
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How to Woo a Libra
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
How to Woo a Virgo
Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, love, relationships
How to Woo a Leo
Gushing compliments and big gestures will get you the distance with these kings and queens of the zodiac jungle–just don’t weird them out! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Categories: How to Woo Each Zodiac Sign, Leo, Uncategorized • Tags: astrology, dating advice, videos
Reasons Not to Date an Aquarius
Does the Aquarius even like you? Your crush has an aloof, cool disinterest. If she’s friendly, it’s to the same degree that she’s friendly to the girl who splashed beer on her shoes. If she’s unfriendly, she’s still willing to talk to you. Her distance is vague and alluring. Is she aloof because she’s nervous or because you bore her? Is she crushed out on you or merely willing to lurk beside you at the edge of the dance floor […]
Categories: Aquarius, Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually • Tags: astrology, Dark side of Aquarius, Humor, love
Lunar First Aid: Feel to Fight Another Day
If we are to continue forward, we must find ways to rest, reflect and nourish ourselves. Astrology tells us exactly how to do that. The secret is in our moon sign. Rest and recharge advice for every sign.
Categories: Moon Sign Stuff • Tags: astrology, Feelings, Healing, Moon sign, psychology, Rest, self-care, Trump Survival
10 Overwhelming Reasons Not To Date A Sagittarius
She falls in love so fast and hard it’s freaky. You picked this one out of the tinder line-up because she sounded like fun—and she is. You had sex on the first date because, well, it was fun. Which is not the same as having a drive through wedding the last time you checked. Yeah but by the time you get home from boning, this one’s written a mega-scrolldown-demanding paean to your incredible mind and how intellectual your dirty talk […]
Categories: Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually, Sagittarius • Tags: astrological love matches, astrology, Astrology humor, breakups, dark side of Sagittarius, dating, dating advice, heartbreak, love, Sagittarius
11 Complicated Reasons To Either Date Or Not Date A Scorpio
1. Your Scorpio Bae Accepts You Completely… “I killed a man just to see him die,” you tell Scorpio bae. “Yeah, I get that,” she says. “That’s not a song quote,” you clarify. “I actually smothered him with a laundry bag. He was my college roommate? It took like five minutes.” “I have dark impulses too,” says bae. “It’s part of being human.” 2. …But She’s Keeping A File On Your Ass. After you cancel on a date for the […]
Categories: Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually, scorpio • Tags: advice, astrology, dating, heartbreak, horror story, love, romance, scorpio, scorpio dark side, Sun sign
10 Reasons Not To Date A Libra
1. They don’t know they don’t actually like you. You’re on the bus to some awkward office team building exercise, which is already the worst place in the universe to be headed. This Libra sits down next to you. He has cute hair, has somehow managed to make the dorky Team Building Day tee look good on him and he laughs, genuinely, at your jokey-but-serious description of ropes courses as a good place to hang oneself should the need arise. […]
Categories: Libra, Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually • Tags: astrology, dating advice, Libra Sun, Libra's Dark Side, Love Signs
