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10 Overwhelming Reasons Not To Date A Sagittarius

December 7, 2015 by Luke Dani Blue

She falls in love so fast and hard it’s freaky. You picked this one out of the tinder line-up because she sounded like fun—and she is. You had sex on the first date because, well, it was fun. Which is not the same as having a drive through wedding the last time you checked. Yeah but by the time you get home from boning, this one’s written a mega-scrolldown-demanding paean to your incredible mind and how intellectual your dirty talk […]

Categories: Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually, Sagittarius • Tags: astrological love matches, astrology, Astrology humor, breakups, dark side of Sagittarius, dating, dating advice, heartbreak, love, Sagittarius

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10 Reasons Not To Date A Virgo

September 21, 2015 by Luke Dani Blue

  #1 – Your Virgo BF notices EVERYTHING. When I say “everything” what I mean is: he notices everything that’s wrong. Which leads me to… #2 – Your Virgo GF wants to fix you. Her drive for perfection is awesome when she’s tinkering with your car engine or proofreading your cover letter. Sort of awesome when she’s killing herself to be the perfect girlfriend…and considerably less awesome when perfecting you becomes her favorite new hobby. She loves to help—and will […]

Categories: Reasons Not To Date Any Sign or Anyone Actually, Uncategorized, Virgo • Tags: Astrology humor, dating advice, Virgo Sun

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