How to Woo an Aries

Have a crush on an Aries? Find out how to land that ram in the world’s first Seagoat Astrology VIDEO. (OMG we are getting so futuristic over here!) Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clientsContinue reading “How to Woo an Aries”

Dear Seagoat #10: Don’t Be a Poet, Be a Balls-To-The-Wall Poet!

Dear Seagoat is now being co-hosted by The Tusk. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey as literary fodder. Dear Seagoat, I want to be a poet. I want to teach community college and maybe workshops while livingContinue reading “Dear Seagoat #10: Don’t Be a Poet, Be a Balls-To-The-Wall Poet!”

Dear Seagoat #9: Must a Retired Helper Fish Help More?

Dear Seagoat is now being co-hosted by The Tusk. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey as literary fodder. Also Dear Seagoat is out of questions! Send yours and keep the column going!   Dear Seagoat, I haveContinue reading “Dear Seagoat #9: Must a Retired Helper Fish Help More?”

Dear Seagoat #5: East Coast Fish, West Coast Waters

Dear Seagoat, I’m coming up on my one-year anniversary in California after leaving tighter-knit communities on the East Coast and overseas to start grad school. The past year has been a complete disaster for me personally – I’ve never lived anywhere this long and had no friends, no dating life and zero understanding of theContinue reading “Dear Seagoat #5: East Coast Fish, West Coast Waters”

Dear Seagoat #2: Love Trauma-Rama

  Dear Seagoat! I am just starting a new relationship.  It seems to be going wonderfully.  Lots of flirting, lots of sweetness.  But then, alas, I looked back at an old relationship that started around June 2012, and ended, flamingly! in fall of 2013.  The new relationship seems nice but I’m scared it’s just likeContinue reading “Dear Seagoat #2: Love Trauma-Rama”

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