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Don’t blame Geminis for being a little scattered–they’re just trying to cram 648 lifetimes into one. Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
1. Your Scorpio Bae Accepts You Completely… “I killed a man just to see him die,” you tell Scorpio bae. “Yeah, I get that,” she says. “That’s not a song quote,” you clarify. “I actually smothered him with a laundry bag. He was my college roommate? It took like five minutes.” “I have dark impulses too,” says bae. “It’s part of being human.” 2. …But She’s Keeping A File On Your Ass. After you cancel on a date for the […]
**Astro-friends: Dear Seagoat is a new site feature. Kind of Dear Abby meets Savage Love, but with more planets. If you have a question, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org along with your birth info (time/date/location) and I’ll happily take it for a spin.** Dear Seagoat, A good friend of mine has a boyfriend that I absolutely can’t stand. He is flaky and passive aggressive and treats her badly. Their relationship has been tumultuous and she often complained to me in the […]
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