Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Gushing compliments and big gestures will get you the distance with these kings and queens of the zodiac jungle–just don’t weird them out! Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
Want to make that crabby, cute Cancer fall for you? Here’s trick #1: don’t be fooled by that hard shell (and the seemingly insurmountable list of demands). Cancers are squishy and melt-in-your-mouth sweet on the inside. All you gotta do is say, “Don’t use those claws on me, mister!” And then swear to love ’em forever. 😉 P.S. Cancers are the for real best. Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love […]
One of the neat things about the birth chart is how many ways different people can express the same planetary picture. Destiny comes with a wagonload of free will as it turns out, and most reasonably motivated humans will take the lemons of a sour childhood, for example, and make pretty spiffy lemonade. Others use their free will to exploit, whine and lie their way through life. Our current president is one of these lowlifes (don’t @me–if you love trump, […]
Hey blog friends! As a thank you for your readership and the comments that make it so fun to write these goofy astrology posts, I’ve got a promo especially for you. Until the end of this month mention this post and get 15% off either a Power, Depth or Integral reading scheduled before May 31, 2017. If you’ve never had a real-life astrology reading before, it’s essentially you and me sitting across a phone or video chat connection, taking a good look […]
#1 – Your Virgo BF notices EVERYTHING. When I say “everything” what I mean is: he notices everything that’s wrong. Which leads me to… #2 – Your Virgo GF wants to fix you. Her drive for perfection is awesome when she’s tinkering with your car engine or proofreading your cover letter. Sort of awesome when she’s killing herself to be the perfect girlfriend…and considerably less awesome when perfecting you becomes her favorite new hobby. She loves to help—and will […]
Dear Seagoat is now being co-hosted by The Tusk. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey as literary fodder. Dear Seagoat, Every year, I face a quandary that exemplifies the biggest ongoing issue in my long term relationship: birthdays. My partner and I have been together for over ten years, and I’ve had quite a few disappointing birthdays, birthdays where there was […]