• Are Geminis Shallow?

    Are Geminis Shallow?

    Your sun is way more than just a sign! Find out about how your sun sign fits in with your moon, rising sign and house positions in a personal 20-minute Power reading.

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  • Why Why Why Why???? Activism for Geminis!

    Why Why Why Why???? Activism for Geminis!

    Gemini, get your busy-bee, inquisitive self digging up info and weaving unlikely alliances–but watch out for being so open-minded you forget where you stand. Support a good cause and find out more about your unique activism gifts, plus how to stay healthy, happy and effective, in a one-on-one $20 RESISTANCE! reading (by phone or Skype). 100% of proceeds will […]

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  • Gemini Lifehacks – 2 Busy 2 Function

    Gemini Lifehacks – 2 Busy 2 Function

    Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!  

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  • Drunk Astrology: Hate-Reading Donald J. Trump

    Drunk Astrology: Hate-Reading Donald J. Trump

    One of the neat things about the birth chart is how many ways different people can express the same planetary picture. Destiny comes with a wagonload of free will as it turns out, and most reasonably motivated humans will take the lemons of a sour childhood, for example, and make pretty spiffy lemonade. Others use […]

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  • How to Woo a Gemini

    How to Woo a Gemini

    Don’t blame Geminis for being a little scattered–they’re just trying to cram 648 lifetimes into one. Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? Find out in a personal 20 minute Love reading! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.

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  • Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide

    Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide

    Read for your sun sign. You can also explore your secret weapons by reading the description of your north node sign (in which case, ignore the Achilles heel). Relevant under all conditions of tyranny. (If you need a little extra help during these times, I’m offering 20 minute Trump emergency planning readings for $10 (just […]

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  • Dear Seagoat #12: (Why) A Gemini Is A Gemini Is A Gemini…(or When Your Sun Sign Doesn’t Seem To Fit)

    Dear Seagoat #12: (Why) A Gemini Is A Gemini Is A Gemini…(or When Your Sun Sign Doesn’t Seem To Fit)

    Dear Seagoat is now being co-hosted by The Tusk. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey. Dear Seagoat, I am confused because I do not seem like what I read about Gemini. I am introverted, live in the […]

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