• Cancer is not your mommy, it’s more like having the dog run to yourself

    Cancer is not your mommy, it’s more like having the dog run to yourself

    What could be simpler than dubbing Cancers either mommies or man babies? But people are complex animals and the Cancer stereotype doesn’t jibe with the Cancer experience.

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  • Are Cancers Emotional Disaster Areas?

    Are Cancers Emotional Disaster Areas?

    Your sun is way more than just a sign! Find out about how your sun sign fits in with your moon, rising sign and house positions in a personal 20-minute Power reading.

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  • Sensitive and Ferocious Mama Bear Activism for Cancers!

    Sensitive and Ferocious Mama Bear Activism for Cancers!

    Cancer, you’re the archetypal mama (or papa) bear who will fight to the death to protect your literal, metaphorical and political babies! Lesbehonest though–your fierce reactions have been known to get you in (the unproductive kind of) trouble… Support a good cause and find out where¬†your protective instincts can be best directed, plus how to […]

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  • Cancer Lifehacks – Don’t Leave Me!!!

    Cancer Lifehacks – Don’t Leave Me!!!

    Wanna know how to unlock a Virgo’s heart? Start by taking a shower! You stink!  

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  • How to Woo a Cancer

    How to Woo a Cancer

    Want to make that crabby, cute Cancer fall for you? Here’s trick #1: don’t be fooled by that hard shell (and the seemingly insurmountable list of demands). Cancers are squishy and melt-in-your-mouth sweet on the inside. All you gotta do is say, “Don’t use those claws on me, mister!” And then swear to love ’em […]

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  • Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide

    Your Astrological Trump Survival Guide

    Read for your sun sign. You can also explore your secret weapons by reading the description of your north node sign (in which case, ignore the Achilles heel). Relevant under all conditions of tyranny. (If you need a little extra help during these times, I’m offering 20 minute Trump emergency planning readings for $10 (just […]

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  • Dear Seagoat #11: The Case of the Tongue-Tied Crush-er

    Dear Seagoat #11: The Case of the Tongue-Tied Crush-er

    Dear Seagoat¬†is now being co-hosted by The Tusk. Head over to check the column out in its new digs, plus read great other things about pop culture, leaving San Francisco, and PJ Harvey. Dear Seagoat, When I have crushes on people that I’m friends with or starting to be friends with, how to tell them, […]

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