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Drunk Astrology: Hate-Reading Donald J. Trump

May 15, 2017 by Luke Dani Blue

One of the neat things about the birth chart is how many ways different people can express the same planetary picture. Destiny comes with a wagonload of free will as it turns out, and most reasonably motivated humans will take the lemons of a sour childhood, for example, and make pretty spiffy lemonade. Others use their free will to exploit, whine and lie their way through life. Our current president is one of these lowlifes (don’t @me–if you love trump, […]

Categories: Drunk Astrology, Gemini, Uncategorized • Tags: bad gemini, dark side zodiac, narcissism, trump astrology

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