Want to make that crabby, cute Cancer fall for you? Here’s trick #1: don’t be fooled by that hard shell (and the seemingly insurmountable list of demands). Cancers are squishy and melt-in-your-mouth sweet on the inside. All you gotta do is say, “Don’t use those claws on me, mister!” And then swear to love ’em forever. 😉 P.S. Cancers are the for real best. Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? From now until May 29th, 2017, I’m […]
One of the neat things about the birth chart is how many ways different people can express the same planetary picture. Destiny comes with a wagonload of free will as it turns out, and most reasonably motivated humans will take the lemons of a sour childhood, for example, and make pretty spiffy lemonade. Others use their free will to exploit, whine and lie their way through life. Our current president is one of these lowlifes (don’t @me–if you love trump, […]
Don’t blame Geminis for being a little scattered–they’re just trying to cram 648 lifetimes into one. Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? From now until May 25th, 2017, I’m offering $15 love readings, especially for your unique birth chart. Book your 20 minute Spring Fling reading here! P.s. This is a skype or phone reading for new clients only.
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Are Tauruses hard to win over? Yes. Do they have high standards? Absolutely. Wouldn’t getting, say, a Sagittarius to fall in love with you be easier? Uh, yeah. But why take the easy way when Tauruses are the sexiest, most babely sign around. Take that bull by the horns with some quick tips from this brand-spanking-new Seagoat Astrology VLOG (aka WAVE OF THE FUTURE). Who’s your ideal partner—and how can you land ‘em? From now until May 25th, 2017, I’m offering […]
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Does the Aquarius even like you? Your crush has an aloof, cool disinterest. If she’s friendly, it’s to the same degree that she’s friendly to the girl who splashed beer on her shoes. If she’s unfriendly, she’s still willing to talk to you. Her distance is vague and alluring. Is she aloof because she’s nervous or because you bore her? Is she crushed out on you or merely willing to lurk beside you at the edge of the dance floor […]
If we are to continue forward, we must find ways to rest, reflect and nourish ourselves. Astrology tells us exactly how to do that. The secret is in our moon sign. Rest and recharge advice for every sign.